My senior Homecoming was my first and last school dance. Yes. I know. It's sad.
My favorite place in the world, along with almost every other American except their parents who pay the bill and wait in lines is Disneyland. Of course, whenever you are in a place in which you are alone and miserable (environment of school dances), society encourages you to think of a place that is happy. Naturally, I thought of Disneyland. So here are the best reasons I could come up with as to why Disneyland is better than Homecoming.
- You don't leave Disneyland needing therapy. Where did all those couples grinding in the middle even come from? And why are all these girls' parents letting them leave the house in those dresses?They're about as close as you can get to Chip and Dale and I don't mean the chipmunks.
- You don't need to be breathalyzed to get in the park. Nuff' said.
- You don't have to wait in a one hour line to get breathalyzed. I think an hour wait for a two-minute Space Mountain ride was better than an hour wait for watching people grind in the middle of the dance floor. Life scarring.
- You aren't forced to listen to inappropriate music with a beat so heavy you can barely understand the words to. And people thought 'It's A Small World' was annoying....
- You have fun. If your definition of fun is grinding, you might as well believe that Twilight deserves an Oscar award. Ew.
While I'd rather be in Disneyland, Homecoming really did have its perks. For example, I really enjoyed getting to hang out with friends and suffering through the awkwardness together. It's fun to laugh at the awkwardness. Plus, that trip to In n' Out was sooooo worth it after.
